He said, she said: Childminder

Last weekend while sleepily texting CLK, who was watching the Packers game at a friend's house.

She: So how was the game?

He: I don't know, I haven't been watching it so much. I am with A. He is cooking Childminder and it's taking a long time.

She: (confused and sleepy)....what's a Childminder? is it a fish?

He: LOL. Damn it autocorrect. Chicken not childminder.

He said, she said: The grass is always greener...

I was having a crappy weekend, and Monday. I had a fever Sunday and then my back hurts really bad. So basically I had a bad start. After getting moody and crappy with CLK, I manage to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

While talking on IM.
She: My hair feels short and bouncy...boing boing (cause I thought the bad haircut was the root of my problem...it wasn't).

He: So are you liking it more?

She: I dunno, I wish it was straighter? I wish it was naturally straighter...

He: I know...blame your parents I guess

She: I would say I'd blame it on my Javanese genes...

He: Damn the Javanese! Should've traded the v for a p :P

She: HAHAHA...then I bet then I'd wish my hair was curly..

He: probably, the grass is always greener on the other side... People always want what they cannot have.

She: What do you wan't that you can't have?

He: (pause) more hair ;)

LOL Thank you for acknowledging my hair jokes after all these while XD

He said, she said: Meowwww~

Haha literally :P Funny story...

While talking with CLK on Skype, like always...

He: You know I just dug out a few more trees for me to plant so I will have a fence of trees...

She: More trees?

He: Yup, I can't wait till they grow and block my neighbors...

She: I want my cherry blossom trees!!...

He: Don't worry, we will get your trees.....meowwww

She: Meoww? Did you just...meoww at me? * ROFL*

He: I...think I did. I guess I can't say Saka did it huh? Hahahaha...

LOLOLOL

He said, she said: Some kinda porn

So, ever since CLK has an Arbor day foundation membership he has been looking at trees, non-stop. They are sending him 20 trees and he is super stoked. It gets me somewhat excited too.

He: I am obsessed at looking at this arbor day website.

She: Gees, damn you arbor day website, LOL well at least it's better than porn.

He: ...It's tree porn!!

via

I think this picture is important. XD

He said, she said: Our biggest loser rule

While talking about making homemade chocolate covered strawberries, and chocolate covered raisins and eskimo bars, CLK reminded me our biggest loser rule:

He: Remember our biggest loser rule...

She: There's a rule?

He: Yes, we want to watch the biggest loser and not be in it.

LOL

He said, she said: Hair relationship

While watching The Rachel Ray show with my sister. Camila Alves was on.

CA: Everyone should have a relationship with their hair... (talking about the show Sheer Genius).

He: I guess I don't...that's why it's leaving me. (touch hair)

ROFL 

He said, she said: I am 0.00025

While having a late lunch.

He: I am glad I found you. If we don't work out I will always love you.

She: Ugh don't say that. We will work out. (Pause) If we don't are you going to look again?

He: Nah, I don't think so. I am done looking. You are that one in a million. (Holds hand)

She: But there's still the rest of the million you could find...

He: Yeah but they might not find me attractive, do you know how hard is it to find that one in a million?

Takes out iPod and calculating 1mil/4bil.

He: See, you are 0.00025.

He said, she said: Our boifriend

Spending a ton of time with CLK is fun, especially when he said goofy things that I can put on my blog. Even though he said don't quote me on your blog...I am going to anyway! He is just too fun not to XD This would be a he said, she said series. :) The lovely LiLu of The Southified Masshole has a Tumblr, The Shiz My Boyfriend Says dedicated to quirky conversations between she and B (her other half) :), and you could even send your own quirky conversation pieces!! She was the first blogger I love, after reading posts after posts I got hooked! Thanks LiLu for being my inspiration!

PS My Project 365 is still on halt. I have pictures to sort out. :) Will definitely 'cheat' a lot and post multiples in the next few days!

While we were watching Arsenal play (2 weeks ago)

She: Yay Arsenal scored...Fabregas scored again! My boyfriend.
He (looks at me): No, our boyfriend.

Pause. LOL.