While having a late lunch.
He: I am glad I found you. If we don't work out I will always love you.
She: Ugh don't say that. We will work out. (Pause) If we don't are you going to look again?
He: Nah, I don't think so. I am done looking. You are that one in a million. (Holds hand)
She: But there's still the rest of the million you could find...
He: Yeah but they might not find me attractive, do you know how hard is it to find that one in a million?
Takes out iPod and calculating 1mil/4bil.
He: See, you are 0.00025.