Last weekend while sleepily texting CLK, who was watching the Packers game at a friend's house.
She: So how was the game?
He: I don't know, I haven't been watching it so much. I am with A. He is cooking Childminder and it's taking a long time.
She: (confused and sleepy)....what's a Childminder? is it a fish?
He: LOL. Damn it autocorrect. Chicken not childminder.